Monday, August 4, 2008

It's PANABLOG week!

Happy PANABLOG week! Hard to believe it's finally here. Preparations are well underway. Animals are being slaughtered as we speak, and the bocce balls are getting a fresh coat of wax. It's going to be pantastic!

Many of you should have received an email reminder this morning. If you did not, it's probably because you're not invited and/or I don't have your email address. I know that doesn't make you feel any better, but it's the truth.

We are fitting a ton of activity into PANABLOG 08, so it will be very important that everyone adhere to the following itinerary. Failure to do so will result in your expulsion and the repossession of your official t-shirt. We don't want it to go down like that, so don't even test us.

PANABLOG 08 Itinerary for Saturday, August 10, 2008:

2 PM -- Bocce and Mint Julep Meet-and-Greet begins (optional for the ladies)

3 PM -- Game Changing

4 PM -- Championship Game

4:30 PM -- Game Changing

5 PM -- Awards Ceremony

5:15 - 7 PM -- Nappy and Cleany Time

7 PM -- Cocktail Hour begins

8 PM -- Cocktail Hour ends, inappropriate conversation begins

8:3o PM - 8:30 AM -- Eating, Drinking, and General Friendshipping

All events will be held at Akintown Resort, Spa, Casino & Dairy Farm, located just 38 miles from beautiful Eudora, Kansas. If you have any questions or need directions, please call PANABLOG 08 Event Coordinator, Don Manuel Veracruzes Sabatino Martinez, at 816-260-0601.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

A Decisive Victory!

The people have spoken, and it's official: panablog is THE #1 blog on the entire interweb!

We received votes from across the country, perhaps even the world (the technology does not yet exist to track information on the interweb; scientists, however, are working on it; as soon as they develop that technology, we'll have it here at Fanablog).

Of course, this only confirms what we have long known to be true: panablog is the single greatest thing in the history of the world EVER.

We shall not rest on our laurels, for laurels are not to be rested on but instead used for cultivating further awesomeness. That's the nature of laurels, and even Jay Panablog Himself can't change that.

Well, looks like we have another celebration ahead. Remember to be safe. As we say around here, There's no Fanablog without panablog, and there's no panablog without you.